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Cosmetic Coats: Paint Your Face!
We're not just selling makeup; we're selling confidence. Get ready to slay, darling.
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We're not just selling makeup; we're selling confidence. Get ready to slay, darling.
2023-10-26
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Because life's too short for boring makeup. We bring the drama, you bring the face.
Good? It's phenomenal. We've got shades that'll make your ex regret everything and formulas that last longer than your last diet.
Probably not, but you'll look so good, people might start asking for your autograph. We take no responsibility for sudden fame.
If you hate it, you're probably using it wrong. But fine, we'll sort something out. Just don't break our hearts (or our products).
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Ready to paint the town red (or any other fabulous colour)? Your face deserves the best.
£10.00
Get your essentials sorted. Perfect for everyday sparkle without breaking the bank. Simple, yet effective.
£25.00
For the serious makeup enthusiast. More shades, more tools, more fabulousness. Your vanity will thank you.
£50.00
The ultimate collection. Everything you need to create show-stopping looks. Go on, you deserve it.
£100.00
Tailored just for you. Tell us your dreams, we'll make them reality. Because you're one of a kind.
Honestly, I thought my face was a lost cause. Then COSMETIC COATS LTD came along and slapped some sense into it. My cheekbones have never felt so seen, and my eyelids are practically singing opera. I'm not just wearing makeup; I'm wearing art, darling.
He dreamt it all up. Probably wears a lot of glitter.
Makes the colours sing. Her brush strokes are legendary.
Mixes the potions. Don't ask him how.
Why be boring when you can be brilliant? COSMETIC COATS LTD is here to inject some serious pizzazz into your life. Get ready to turn heads and make statements.
Paint Your Face
The finest paints for your masterpiece.
Get ready to dazzle, darling.
A blast of colour that won't budge. Perfect for making a statement without saying a word. Smudge-proof and kiss-proof, obviously.
£16.00
A kaleidoscope of shades to make your eyes pop. From subtle shimmers to dramatic mattes, these colours are ready for anything.
£22.00
Get that ethereal glow that says 'I woke up like this'. This highlighter catches the light like a disco ball.
£19.00
This makeup is absolutely wild! The colours are so intense, and it actually stays on all day. I feel like a superhero.
Never thought I'd get into makeup, but Cosmetic Coats changed my mind. It's easy to use and makes me look surprisingly good. My mates are jealous.
Honestly, the best makeup I've ever used. It's fun, it's bold, and it doesn't break the bank. What more could you ask for?
Tired of looking like you wrestled a badger and lost? We've got the potions and powders to make you look less 'ouch' and more 'wow'. Prepare for compliments, or at least fewer concerned stares. Our products are so good, they might just make your ex regret everything. Seriously.
Our formulas are so potent, they could probably wake the dead. Get ready for a transformation that even your mother won't recognise.
Chief Glitter Officer. Penelope has a PhD in fabulousness and can spot a dodgy foundation from a mile away. She's the reason our products sparkle brighter than a disco ball in a diamond mine.
We promise to make you look so good, you'll want to slap your mama. (Please don't actually slap your mama, but you get the idea.) Our commitment is to quality, fun, and making you feel like the absolute legend you are.
+447727154720
service@cosmetioatsss.com
Higher Woodhill Farm, Woodhill Road, Bury, England, BL8 1BS
